Archives January 2010

Talk about going out with a “BANG” – Dr. Robert Furchgott must have laced the pipelines of Orlando with his before he bit the dust.

As men, we should have all learned something from Tiger Woods. Well, maybe not learn but; AT LEAST have enough sense that’s common to let things blow over before following in his footsteps.

Unfortunately, his dear friend Shaquille O’Neal didn’t get that memo.

According to a report, Shaq had an 18-month affair with model Dominica Westling. “A source familiar with the situation has stated that the couple not only exchanges steamy emails but; also has cybersex using a Web camera.”

As if things couldn’t get worse, less than 24-Hours later model Vanessa Lopez filed a lawsuit in Florida claiming that after her affair with O’Neal he harassed her, sent nasty text messages, and even threatened her.

If only we could have put the puzzle pieces together over the years…

We could have seen this coming based upon some of the nicknames he’s carried over the years. One that comes to mind is, “Wilt Chamberneazy” – who would of known that was for his performances in the bed, rather than in the paint?

After pulling our best Jessica Fletcher and digging to the bottom of things, we’ve figured out how this nickname surfaced. You ready for this? This is good…

It was appointed to him by non other than Kobe Bryant! In his spare time away from playing “Fluff the Pillows” Bryant coined this nickname for Shaq in efforts to pay homage/comparison to Wilt Chamberlain. It’s been noted that Shaq considers this his favorite nickname and even had it printed on his baseball caps. Who would of known that was for his accomplishments surpassing 20,000 off the court, and not 25,000 on it?

Written By: Ari Bazinsky

After a long hiatus, I figured I’d get back in the blogging game with my take on everyone’s favorite serial philanderer: Tiger Woods. We’ve all heard the numerous theories over the past few weeks. His wife bashed in the window while chasing him. He was on sleeping pills. He was drunk. Well, I have a theory of my own. I think Tiger was chasing the most hallowed record in sports.

You see, he’s already captured the world of golf. Nobody on the PGA Tour should even be on the same course as him. So Tiger decided to crossover and challenge Wilt Chamberlain’s 20,000 women mark. Now I know what your thinking: “Nobody’s touching 20,000. That’s tougher than DiMaggio’s 56 game hitting streak.” But I think Tiger is going for it and I’m pretty sure he’s going to get it.

Consider the facts. Fourteen have already come clean, which in celebrity numbers is approximately 7,428. Plus, he’s only 33-years-old. With modern ED drugs, that’s like being a horny college freshman all over again (which raises an interesting question: should Wilt’s record be counted separately since he was performing in the pre-Viagra era?) And with the advancements we’ve made in prenatal genetics, I’d say Tiger is about a decade away from having his own fleet of Aryan porn stars to tear through at his leisure. So even with this minor PR setback, I think he hits 20,000 before his 60th birthday. Now all that’s left is to see how the overly-competitive Michael Jordan reacts to this revelation.

Some may say “Enough with the Tiger Woods stuff already” but; this topic is grand for many reasons. First, who knew Elin had such a mean swing of her own? And second, let’s take a look at some of the ladies Tiger’s been chasing. That’s a wide range, of all shapes and sizes. Tiger doesn’t hate when it comes to women. They’re grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!